my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
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I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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