he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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