this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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