And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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