i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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