yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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