Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
