margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
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For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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