Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(740): View more from Ohio

Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy

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(650): View more from California

i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug

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(775): View more from Nevada

My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.

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(425): View more from Washington

I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming

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(313): View more from Michigan

So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.

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(757): View more from Virginia

I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.

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(925): View more from California

I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'

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(+61): View more from Australia

You were supposed to behave this weekend.

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But... naked.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle

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