Your mouth is God's brothel.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.