i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
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It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
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