glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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