I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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