You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm passing your future prison.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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