I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
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I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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