That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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