Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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