That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
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I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
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I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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