Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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