So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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