WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
His nipple licking is glorious
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