Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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