I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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