I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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