Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
