I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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