I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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