great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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