Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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