does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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