Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i have two assholes
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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