jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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