the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Randomize
