I hate all girls vehemently.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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