Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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