Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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