we have officially lost it.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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