I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
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