I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I'm at about main and main street
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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