we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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