I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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