and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
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The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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