drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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