kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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