Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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