Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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