Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.