I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.