i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
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did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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