It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
So. Much. Porn.
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