That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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