been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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