Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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