i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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