We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
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i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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