It's like God shit irony all over that family
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Also, beer. Big fan.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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