i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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