Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
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She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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