How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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